Original Dobsonian research by Tristan Shuddery. This blog includes quotations from Dobson and is intended as a humble tribute to Frank Key, the greatest living Dobsonist.

18 April, 2006

The Code

Did you notice that this week various prominent churchmen condemned both the “Cosmic Ordering Service” and a slightly better known thriller by Dan Brown.

In my mind, they have as much credibility as believers in The Lord of the Rings debunking Star Wars for having iffy theories about “The Force”.

However, since debunking in en-vogue this Easter, the next story I write will accuse Mr Frank Key of charlatanry. I shall reveal that the world’s leading Dobsonist is guilty of spinning heretical preposterous revisionist tracts that entirely misrepresent Dobson and the true history of Dobsonian thought.

I intend to reveal how Mr Key has systematically distorted and concealed events from Dobson’s life. I shall also prove that Dobson was married to Marigold Chew; I can reveal the sordid details of his lifelong blood-feud with Blodgett and the forgotten illegitimate love-child, The Grunty Man.

All of this will be revealed in my new book “The Dobson Code”, available in from book-stalls in major whaling ports sometime soon.


At 6:11 pm, Anonymous Memo said...

Tristan sounds kind of... queer, to me. Is that a French name?

At 8:20 pm, Blogger DadGuy said...

Oh man, the uproar you have caused at

Very well writeen, and hits jsut the right buttons. Kind o fmean to the extremists, but there you have it. :D

At 10:15 pm, Blogger Tristan Shuddery said...

I think you are posting on the wrong site. This is a simple blog dedicated to the study of Dobsonism and Dobsonian culture. Perhaps you had intended to post your remarks on another site?

Do please feel free to comment on my Dobson research any time you like.

At 4:33 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, there, Tristan. Do you have an e-mail address you'd care to share? I have... well, some questions regarding your piece on Linux. I'd be very interested in chatting with you about it.


Ken D'Ambrosio

At 4:38 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Tristan -- got some news for you. THIS VERY MOMENT, *YOU* ARE USING LINUX. Yes, that's right, guess what runs on.

And yet, is not a capitalist creation, useful in the free exchange of ideas?

Or perhaps you're against the free exchange of ideas?

Well, regardless, I the hypocrisy of your posting about the evils of Linux on a Linux-based site to be incomparable.

Consider how many other sites run Linux: Google, Amazon, IBM, Yahoo... the list goes on and on. All good sites, all run by huge capitalist companies.

How is this bad again?

At 4:41 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Tristan -- idle curiosity -- re: your Linux posting. Where do you get your facts? If you can back up ANY of your statements, I'd be very, very interested. Please reply here...


At 4:53 pm, Blogger Tristan Shuddery said...

Dear Anonymous; I think you are barking up the wrong tree. You might have me confused with another blogger. I have a very common name.

I have no opinions on the subject of Linux whatever the hell that is. Perhaps you can search on Google for the information you seek.

As is plainly obvious, this site is dedicated to the history of Dobsonism; Did you actually bother to read any of the articles on this site?

At 2:55 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 2:28 am, Blogger Tristan Shuddery said...

Are none of my readers interested in Dobsonism? This is a special interest site dedicated to Dobson resarch and none of that other stuff. What is your problem?

At 5:33 am, Anonymous Jon said...

If indeed you are not aware of it, there is an article credited to you on Shelly the Republican's blog, located at

Your username is recorded as commenting thanking Shelly for posting your article on Thursday, April 20, 2006 at 3:49:38 AM, this comment can be found here (link). This comment links to your profile; the same one linked to from this site (

If you did not write this article, someone else has access to your blogger account and you need to change your password immediately.

At 4:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

for a deeper understanding of what happened and why tristan posted the blog on sherry's site go here

At 1:07 am, Anonymous Amused said...

Tristan, you aren't real bright are you?
I find it amusing that you are from Tuttle.
Any relation to the city manager of tuttle?

How much is Microsoft paying you and Shelly?
You have absolutely no understanding of Linux at all, and your comments on Shellys blog show you for the moron you are.

Racist wanker.

At 10:43 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus uses Linux.

I found out the same way you found out Osama uses Linux.

At 12:43 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunetly, some times i understand Osama bin laden.....

At 6:52 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you wear protection while using Blogger.

Wouldn't want to catch that bad cancer Linux


At 5:40 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're really funny man.

it took me lots of comments before i got what you were about. Great work.

At 5:53 am, Blogger Shelley said...


please don't insult Tristan! He is a great man. You should be thankful that you are even allowed to be on his blog.


At 3:32 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Code shmode.
All you do is diss linux and say the most ignorant and stupid things.
So scared of linux are you?
Then maybe you should know that your blog is on a LINUX MACHINE!!

At 3:36 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh look, yet another arrogent fool that thinks linux is the end of the world.

And yet another site HOSTED ON LINUX.

HTTP/1.x 304 Not Modified
Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 14:34:23 GMT
Server: Apache
Connection: Keep-Alive
Keep-Alive: timeout=15, max=100
Etag: W/"2dadf3-774c-447b110a"
Vary: Accept-Encoding

Oh and apache is open source software too!

At 4:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...


He likes this site !


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