The Code

Did you notice that this week various prominent churchmen condemned both the “Cosmic Ordering Service” and a slightly better known thriller by Dan Brown.

In my mind, they have as much credibility as believers in The Lord of the Rings debunking Star Wars for having iffy theories about “The Force”.

However, since debunking in en-vogue this Easter, the next story I write will accuse Mr Frank Key of charlatanry. I shall reveal that the world’s leading Dobsonist is guilty of spinning heretical preposterous revisionist tracts that entirely misrepresent Dobson and the true history of Dobsonian thought.

I intend to reveal how Mr Key has systematically distorted and concealed events from Dobson’s life. I shall also prove that Dobson was married to Marigold Chew; I can reveal the sordid details of his lifelong blood-feud with Blodgett and the forgotten illegitimate love-child, The Grunty Man.

All of this will be revealed in my new book “The Dobson Code”, available in from book-stalls in major whaling ports sometime soon.